While working in IT I got a very nasty habit. I'd watch tons of modern TV shows and Movies. Its a very "natural" development since while working on something longer you need to wait for scripts and applications to run and fulfill their tasks. You cannot go away from the screen because the task which you're running may fail - the best thing to do in such moments is watch a TV series or a movie while waiting for the tasks to finish.
Just around the time I learned to do this I also heavily studied marketing and psychology at the University. My teachers were among the best professionals in the field who would teach kids in their free time (against a heavy fee of course but I don't regret it ;-) ). There are two main schools of marketing. Most of the things in our capitalist system function in the old model according to which people are separated in target groups (like hunted animals) and then psychologically "forced" into a certain consummative behavior. Here come two examples :
Men in modern series and movies are stronger than bulls and smarter than Einstein. All of the time we are reminded that their dicks are at least 20 cm long and all it takes for a man to fuck half the world without an effort is to buy an expensive car, have piles of muscles and buy "modern shit". This is what modern TV and movies tell men - buy a car, buy some pills for muscles from the protein shop (they now have shops for this), buy a new iPhone and ...... the rich are richer, the stupid are stupider. I should not forget the gay thing - men in series are made look sexy and fuckable not just by women but also by men - thus the metrosexual culture is imposed which implies even more spending - cosmetics and shit, you know. Bulgarians have the best proverb I have ever heard for this case - such people for them are "strong as bulls and almost as smart".
Women in modern series and movies are more aggressive than black mambas and unfortunately much stupider in them. They speak several languages, they are sexy beyond doubt (therefore they need to look increasingly like whores) - they can negotiate, fuck in all imaginable ways, speak many languages, deal with business, cars, computers but all of them have one big problem - they are looking for their Prince. In the middle of the movie they find their prince and after that the only thing they need to do is just watch out for other "black mambas" to not steal their prey. So women need to spend on education, new gadgets, fitness (to fight other mambas and be hot bitches in bed), maybe do some yoga for the more exotic positions - you know you wanna try more exotic stuff after 20 years of practicing sex ;-). And fashion - yes, they need to spend every year on "new skins" to keep the overproduction going ;-)
Kids - I love kids and I don't want to write about them here but their situation currently is similar but yet much worse than that of the above two groups.
What to do ? Its simple - look at the TV program and choose the program you like - watch it and then switch off the TV. Another option is to scroll through the channels and if you see something good you stay watch it - if you don't find anything good you DO NOT let play a random thing. This is what we marketeers are waiting for - you think you do not listen and you do not get instructed. BULLSHIT - this is exactly what we are waiting for and we force you to buy so much - you do not have energy to have personal lives, you only have energy to work and consume - nothing else. Without energy you cannot be happy - neither the best chocolate cake, nor the hardest huge dick, nor the tightest young pussy or ass will be capable of making you happy - no. They may make you even more unhappy because you do not have the energy to cope with them psychologically - it was swallowed by your employers, the TV and the movies you did not pick up carefully.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
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